Imbecile Sues Rite-Aid for $1.7 Million

We haven't announced a Donkey of The Day in a while, so today we have two. As you read this ridiculous story, keep the hee-haw soundtrack playing in your head.The lawyer for a man who allegedly developed life-threatening conditions after he was given the wrong prescription at a Rite Aid in Inglewood says his client deserves more than $1.7 million. Lieutenant Taylor, who says he is illiterate and