WATCH: Man Choking His Chicken on the Subway, News Attack

Last Sunday while riding the N train in NYC, a man took off his pants, tied a string around his penis and began to masturbate to the horror (and amusement) of straphangers. Thankfully, cops swooped down and arrested the man -- who's clearly not all there.FIGHT! Brawl breaks out in the Alabama State University cafeteria. WOW!FIGHT! After a woman asked another to pass the maple syrup at a Denny's