WATCH: Madness Abounds

Dayyyyyuuuuummmmmmmm, Egytians are now officially out of control with no regard for human life. (Move, bitch! Get out the way! Too soon?)Russia! This man really, really wants to kill himself -- or fix his satellite dish. Drunk Brazilian was thisclose to certain death...FIGHT! Joey Boots, a frequent caller to "The Howard Stern Show," is.. well, we're not sure what he is. He claimed to have