Lady Consents to Having Her Breasts, Buttocks Massaged; Files Charges When She Finds Out Masseur is Straight

A 20-year-old woman from the How You Doin' state of New Jersey who consented to having her breasts and buttocks massaged at a Club H Fitness health club said she thought it was, a, normal, and b, the masseur was gay. But after someone told her that the 30-year-old masseur has a girlfriend, she filed a police complaint alleging sexual criminal contact, according to The Jersey Journal.The suspect,