Lady Bites Off Boyfriend's Balls

A British woman has been charged with causing grievous bodily harm after she bit off her boyfriend's balls when she tried to give him a professional after a night of heavy drinking. Or something like that.Maria Georgina Topp, 43, has appeared in court accused of the gruesome attack on Martin Douglas. Martin, 45, had to dial 999 for an ambulance but was in so much pain it was difficult for