911, What's Your Emergency? Come Quick! My Teacher Startled Me By Rattling a Table!

This has to be one of the most absurd things we've read in a while -- and if you read this blog regularly, you know we bring you some crazy shiat! This happened in San Jose, Calif.An eighth-grade math teacher at Atherton's Selby Lane School rattled a table to get his students' attention Tuesday afternoon, police said. He succeeded on that score. But the demonstration landed him on paid