WATCH: Voice for Radio, Russian Inappropriateness, Ticked Off KFC Worker

Ted Williams, 53, may be down on his luck, but the former radio announcer has not lost his gift. Someone give this man a job! Wait, is BLS still looking for Wendy's replacement? [Update: Yay! Ted is clean and well on his way to a nice life and career in radio in Cleveland. No disrespect to the recent rash of Internet sensations [coughsAntoineDodsoncoughs], but it's people like Ted who ought to