Drunk Birds Fall From Sky in Romania

Everywhere you look, birds have been falling from the sky. There have been inane conspiracy theories, but in Romania, they seem to figured out what caused dozens of starlings to fall from the sky last Saturday -- the birds were drunk. Heeeyyyyyyyyy!Romeu Lazar, the executive director of the veterinary health department in the Black Sea port of Constanta said on Wednesday a post-mortem revealed