Oprah is Not a Lesbian, You Guys

All this time we (OK, you) were under the impression that Oprah and Gayle are lesbian lovers, but you all are very wrong. See, Gayle is the mother Oprah never had and a sister and best friend we all want and deserve, but she's not -- NOT -- Oprah's lesbian lover. That role is played by Stedman Graham.Update: Here's the entire Barbara Walters special, "Oprah the Next Chapter."